Stupid Idiot

see for urself how idiotic this guy is. btw he took down the post from his blog liao, along with his tagboard. see his apology post at g4v.blogspot.com

Tuesday, February 06, 2007 . 10:54 AM

by popular demand. i shall update my blog o.O

work is well.. i suppose, getting better. Thing is I don't really like working with my partner. Things would have been better if I'm working with my store manager all the time. In this particular store, there's only 3 of us, so there isn't much of a choice eh?

I learnt a few interesting stuffs bout Raffles students from the past 2 weeks @ work. I shall briefly list them out. Enjoy.

1) Raffles JC Student(s)* don't know how to cook cup noodles.
It's like this. 3 girls came into the store to get one cup noodle for one of the 3. Yea, nothing special. So they purchased the cup noodle first, and then proceeded to the hot water section. Next, they tore off THE ENTIRE COVER, added hot water, and IMMEDIATELY CAME TO ME AND SAID, 'the water is not hot enough it doesn't cook leh.. ' (excuse me, it's instant noodles but it's NOT THAT INSTANT) and followed by the most raffles-like question by another girl in the trio which goes.. 'can we put it in the microwave?' ok great actually i myself am not really sure if the cup noodle plastic can stand the microwave, so i told them, if you're sure it works, by all means go do it. and then, the last girl of the trio went 'can one! I did it before!'

ok so they went to the microwave and put the cup noodle into the microwave. moments later, they took it out, and i knew something must have happened and i kept quiet. they just immediately went out of the store with the cup noodle, without even getting chopsticks from me HAHA.

AND THEN, i proceeded to the microwave, opened it, and saw that the soup was spilled all over the microwave. Yea, and who clears the mess? Me lor.

Moral of the story - Never put your cup noodles into the microwave.

2) Raffles JC Student(s)* can't read instructions.
Title is self explanatory, so i guess i won't elaborate much on it. Put it simply, i've come across too many RJC students coming to me, asking me how to cook this and that and what button to press on the microwave etc.

READ THE DAMN INSTRUCTIONS IDIOTS.

3) Raffles Institution student(s)** don't know that a shelf is not for throwing rubbish.
Let's just say, RI kids really love 7-11. The store is EXTREMELY PACKED during their recess / breaks. So packed that you can't even see who paid and who haven't. It's that bad, the store is already small enough.

So anyway, RI kids love cup noodles and slurpee so much they eat them everyday I don't know when their hair will fall off and ants will invade their underwear. That's not my problem. My problem with them is, they throw ALL THEIR RUBBISH (cup noodle seasoning packets etc etc) on the shelf where they prepare their food and spill slurpee all over the floor during their attempt to make their money worth when dispensing slurpee.

all these, when the rubbish bin is just beside them.

4) Raffles JC guy(s)* are sissys.
Ok there was this guy who came to get a SUPER big gulp. He dispensed sprite into his gigantic cup, and all the way til the brim. Right before the water level hit the brim, an ant popped out of the dispenser. He immediately turned to me, gave his cb face, and said.
'WHY IS THERE AN ANT IN UR BIG GULP?'

before i even had the chance to say anything, he poured the whole cup away and tried again. It's just an ant dammit. JUST USE UR FINGER AND PICK IT OUT LA.

so what can i say about RAFFLES students?
1) they can only study.
2) they are spoilt nerds who can't cook cup noodles.
3) they are dependent nerds who can't rely on themselves such as reading simple instructions.
4) they show no concern to other people by littering all over the place.

that is all. thank you for reading =D

*not all RJC students
**ALL RI students.

We Have a TagBoard, Finally

last time nvr put tagboard coz scared kena spam like some bomb, but now heck la. nice cbox with same colour as agumon, happy? hope our blog will still be alive and f.o.s.

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eh wads the name of the event in ri where sec 4s pass on their leadership roles to the sec3s ar?


maybe we shld pass the ownership of this blog to the next aguss form class?

haha and btw we gotta show heng ri some love or there wont be any chance to do it.

and i heard from tee yong hes gonna leave singapore for mongolia for further studies.

so as gd frens of ah tee we shld hold a farewell party for him. yeah!
details would be out soon.

Class Soccer

let's play soccer together leh. i miss the good old times, and i bet u do too.

first person to comment can get $20 bucks from tee yong. does any1 still check for updates on this blog? you la dumbdick

What's Wrong With RI Boys?

Sing the following to the tune of My Humps. Only wrote half of the song because damn difficult.

What's Wrong With RI Boys ( By E. Ng and T. Siok Mui )

What is going on with all the boys?

All the boys inside RI?

They can't dif, dif dif, differentiate

Differentiate right from what's wrong.

What's wrong, what's wrong,

What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong.

What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong,

What's wrong with RI boys? ( Catch them all )

They drive the teachers crazy,

They do it on the daily.

We treat them really nicely,

But they behave so badly.

Play with elevators,

Fire extinguishers,

Cutting the canteen queues

And eat their Jap food in the class.

Late for the astro turf,

They change at the clock tower,

Shirt tuck out, and no badge

I say no but they keep doing

So I keep on scolding

And no they don’t listen.

I can't keep on scolding,

If they keep on doing this.

What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong,

I don't know what is wrong.

What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong

What's wrong with you all.

Need Volunteers to Bring Stuff

Class chalet is next week

, and uncle jing told me a lot of you still havent confirm with him if u are going. Please be responsible and give him a call or sms because the guys have worked really hard to plan out the stuff. ( serious )

uncle jing's number is 91524358. pls be polite when u call him, greet him in mandarin and use proverbs where applicable.

we need people to bring important stuff like water dispenser, kettle, etc. uncle jing's list is as long as his beard:

+ games ( never specify. so prob kiddy board games or mature sex games. use ur discretion )
+ xbox ( william bringing the console, zhikai and i bringing controllers )
+ ps2
+ laptop ( if got any nice games or can surf internet )
+ frisbee
+ mahjong ( feng shuo bringing??? )
+ cards ( if nobody brings, we can commit suicide )
+ dice
+ badminton rackets / table tennis bats ( though dunno where can play )
+ soft ball ( for dodge ball )
+ movie vcds / dvds ( please bring dvd player if have, or else cannot watch )
+ soccer ball / basketball
+water dispenser / kettle
+ any other thing that can contribute to the fun, or would prove essential during the chalet.

so call uncle jing if u are bringing any of the above so that he can note it down and prevent ppl from bringing the same things.

i have one request: can someone bring an extension cable. u know, the round thing which u pull wire out from? coz the tv is overhanging, so the power cable for the xbox is too short. ( ok this doesnt make sense after i typed it out but that's what the 4b ppl told me, coz they had their chalet in the same place. ) so just bring ok? i think they mean the power socket is too far away from the tv, which is immovable, so need extension cable. ok ok. bring ah!

AND PLS BRING MONEY TO PAY FOR CHALET AND BBQ FOOD, PLAY AND GAMBLE. NO MONEY NO FUN!

whoever bringing the ps2 pls remember to bring ur games and controllers ( if got multi-tab even better ) or else u can gg.